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Mystery Science Theater 3000 1988 1999 When zany mad scientist Dr Clayton Forrester and his loopy assistant Frank get bored with their work at the Deep Thirteen research center, they kidnap Joel the janitor and shoot him into orbit on the Satellite of Love While in space Joel builds wacky robot side

Cinematic Titanic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 2008 The children of Mars are in a funk, so Martian King Kimar comes up with a solution kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, this is the ultimate Christmas movie riffing classic,

Cinematic Titanic Doomsday Machine 2008 American spies discover the Chinese have built a weapon capable of destroying planet Earth, a doomsday machine if you will, and that they plan to use it within a matter of days Will the human race survive Will you wish it didnt once youve seen this movie Not w

Cinematic Titanic: The Wasp Woman (2008) Janice Starlin, purveyor of her own line of cosmetics, finds herself nearing middle-age (in a time when 38 was the new 94). A stranger with an accent and an unnatural love of wasps enters her life and promises her the elixer that will prolong her youth foreve

Cinematic Titanic: Blood of the Vampires (2009) The Escodero family is cursed! The mother is actually an undead vampire who lurks in a secret basement/dungeon hidden from the rest of the house. When the kids discover this dark truth, all hell breaks loose...literally! This movie has something for ev